Too Calm to Care. Too Broke to Quit.
Too Calm to Care. Too Broke to Quit.
The daily balance between peace and poverty.
This mug is for those running on caffeine, quiet rage, and the grim knowledge that you can’t afford to storm out — yet. Whether you’re ignoring passive-aggressive emails, surviving back-to-back meetings, or smiling through the urge to scream, this mug is your new emotional support system.
Crafted from sleek black ceramic, it comes in 11oz and 15oz sizes, and is fully microwave and dishwasher safe. It’s ideal for anyone who has mastered the art of pretending to be zen while doing mental maths about rent.
A perfect gift for co-workers, freelancers, underpaid legends, or just your own fed-up self. Sip quietly. Plot slowly. Work reluctantly.
Key Features:
✔️ Dry, relatable humour – Calm exterior, chaotic interior
✔️ Black ceramic mug – Sleek, subtle, and savage
✔️ 11oz & 15oz sizes – Based on how many life choices you’re questioning
✔️ Microwave & dishwasher safe – Because even your mug deserves better
✔️ Great gift – For friends, co-workers, and the gloriously underpaid
It’s all about the custom design when you sell ceramic coffee cups. Create a beautiful, original design, and we’ll print them on these cups in picture-perfect quality. Thanks to the lead and BPA-free white ceramic with a glossy finish, they’ll serve a sleek and polished look. They come in two sizes – 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l) – perfect for that strong coffee boost in the morning. The C-shaped easy-grip handle helps keep the cup steady even in a rush.
.: Material: White ceramic with a glossy finish
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: C-shaped easy-grip handle
.: Lead and BPA-free
