T-Shirts That Probably Shouldn't Exist.
Funny, rude and oddly specific T-shirts. Designed by us, printed to order, and shipped to people with a questionable sense of humour.
Shop By Sense Of Humour
From gentle chuckles to properly offensive — pick your lane.From clean laughs to properly offensive.
Best Sellers
The designs people actually keep buying.
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Jim Fixed It For Me – Ceramic Coffee Cups, 11oz, 15oz
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I Got My Clit Pierced At Claires – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve T-shirt
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Do You Consider Yourself Childish – Ceramic Coffee Cups, 11oz, 15oz
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Jim Fixed It For Me – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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Flat Out Like A Badger On A Bypass – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve T-shirt
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Santa’s Favourite Cunt – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Christmas T-shirt
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Big Tits Matter – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
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Cure For Itchy Flaps – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee
Price range: £21.98 through £31.03Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Need A Gift That Isn't Boring?
Skip the socks. These get laughed at, worn, and actually kept.Better than socks. Gifts they'll actually keep.
Fresh Off The Press
The latest designs to land in the shop.
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Retired 2026 Still Grumpy – Funny Retirement Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Officially Retired 2026 – Funny Retirement Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension – Funny Retirement Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
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Officially Retired Not my problem anymore – Funny Retirement Ceramic Mug, (11oz, 15oz)
Price range: £9.43 through £10.94Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Got An Idea? We'll Print It.
Send us your idea — a joke, a nickname, a photo of your mate's questionable haircut. We'll design it with you and print it on a proper quality tee.
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What Our Customers Say
Straight from the people wearing them.
"Bought myself and my wife a T-shirt each and we both love them — great fit and washes well."
"Loving my Irish shirt I bought when visiting Belfast. My wife always laughs when I wear it."
"Contacted Peter about an idea for a T-shirt — he helped design it and got it out to me fast."
