Flat Out Like A Badger On A Bypass
Need a shirt that captures your full-throttle lifestyle—or just your love for hilarious British slang? Look no further. Our “Flat Out Like A Badger On A Bypass” t-shirt is a fast-paced blend of humour and attitude, perfect for anyone who’s always on the go (or feels like life’s speeding past).
Whether you’re burning the candle at both ends, rushing around like mad, or just want to make people stop and say, “Wait, what?”, this tee is for you. It’s a brilliant conversation starter, a nod to classic British wit, and a hilarious way to say you’re running at full tilt.
Made from super soft 100% cotton, it’s breathable, comfy, and ready to keep up with even your busiest days. The high-quality print ensures the badger-level energy never fades, and the unisex fit makes it perfect for anyone with a need for speed—and sarcasm.
Great for work, play, pub nights, or lazy Sundays where you’re mentally flat out. Whether you’re a Brit, an expat, or just a lover of quirky sayings, this tee is pure gold.
Key Features:
✔️ Hilarious British slang – proper funny!
✔️ Premium cotton – soft, comfy, breathable
✔️ Durable print – won’t crack under pressure
✔️ Unisex sizing – fits badgers of all shapes
✔️ Ideal gift – for fast-laners and slang lovers alike
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
