I Got My Clit Pierced At Claires
I Got My Clit Pierced At Claires
Not for the shy or subtle – our “I Got My Clit Pierced at Claire’s” t-shirt is a head-turning blend of filthy humour and retail satire that’s sure to stir up laughs and trouble. With soft pastel hearts and innocent fonts clashing gloriously with a jaw-dropping slogan, this tee delivers shock value with a smile.
Ideal for parties, hen nights, festivals or just ruining family dinners, this design is for those who like their humour as unfiltered as their personality. Whether it’s a hilarious gift for your most outrageous mate or a statement piece for your own wardrobe, this shirt is an absolute showstopper.
Printed on high-quality 100% cotton, the tee is super soft, long-lasting and totally wearable – if you’ve got the guts. With a unisex fit and sizes from S to 3XL, it’s printed and shipped from the UK with fast turnaround.
🎯 Key Features:
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“I Got My Clit Pierced at Claire’s” shocking slogan
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Soft purple colour palette with hand-drawn heart doodles
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Printed on 100% cotton – comfy and breathable
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Unisex sizing from S to 3XL
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Great for parties, bold gifts or pure chaos
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Printed in the UK for fast delivery
💥 Disclaimer: Not affiliated with Claire’s. Just bloody funny.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
