TopCunt
TopCunt
Take your banter to Mach speed with the unapologetically bold “Top Cunt” t-shirt — a hilarious parody of the legendary Top Gun logo, but with a filthy twist. With military-style typography, bold red stripes, and a central star emblem, this tee doesn’t hold back. It’s for those who command attention, stir chaos, and don’t care who’s offended.
Whether you’re rocking it at a stag do, festival, pub crawl or just asserting alpha energy at the BBQ, this shirt gets the message across loud and clear: you’re the cocky one in the group, and you wear it well.
Printed in the UK on soft, 100% cotton, this unisex tee is comfortable, durable, and built for banter. The crisp, high-contrast graphic pops on dark or light backgrounds and won’t fade or peel. If you’re gifting it to a mate or wearing it as a badge of honour, it’s perfect for those with a sense of humour as sharp as a fighter jet.
🛩️ Key Features:
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“Top Cunt” design spoofing the Top Gun logo
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Bold graphic with red stripes, white block text, and star emblem
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100% soft cotton for all-day wear
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Unisex sizing from S to 3XL
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Ideal for parties, stag dos, or just winding people up
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Designed and printed in the UK
Warning: May cause offence. Will definitely cause laughter.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
