Old McDonald Had Tourettes
Old McDonald Had Tourettes
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter (and a few complaints from your nan).
Introducing our Old McDonald Has Tourette’s T-shirt – the bold, brash, and unfiltered tee for those who enjoy their humour raw and unapologetic. Perfect for fans of dark comedy, twisted farmyard jokes, and people who grew up singing “E-I-E-I-O” but now scream “WTF?!” instead.
Whether you’re heading to a party, looking to ruffle feathers at a family BBQ, or just enjoy offending easily-offended strangers at the supermarket, this t-shirt delivers barnyard laughs in the most chaotic way possible.
Made from premium quality cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday wear – even if your humour isn’t. Designed for those who live life with no filter and absolutely zero interest in being politically correct.
Key Features:
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100% soft-style ringspun cotton for ultimate comfort
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Unisex fit – perfect for guys, gals, and grumpy farmers alike
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Printed using eco-friendly inks that won’t fade, no matter how many awkward conversations it starts
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Machine washable – because you’ll be wearing it again and again (unless you’re banned from the pub)
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Available in sizes S–XXL
Disclaimer: If you’re easily offended or think humour should come with a warning label, this might not be the tee for you. For everyone else – welcome to the funny farm.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
