Flintstones Fred Bedrock
Flintstones Fred Bedrock
“I ain’t no Fred Flintstone… but I can sure make your Bedrock.”
Two sides. One prehistoric punchline.
This Fred Flintstone Bedrock Parody T-Shirt features a bold double-sided design that brings back stone age laughs with a not-so-subtle adult twist. On the front: our favourite prehistoric playboy giving a wink beside the classic Bedrock sign and the line “But I can sure make your Bedrock.” On the back: Fred lying smugly in bed with the phrase “I ain’t no Fred Flintstone.”
It’s a flirty, nostalgic tee that walks the perfect line between rude and retro — ideal for those who love classic cartoons served with adult humour.
Whether you’re looking for the ultimate funny date-night tee, something to rock at the pub, or just a shirt that’ll get people doing double-takes (literally), this double-sided number is an absolute Yabba Dabba Doozy.
Features:
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Front print: Fred with “But I Can Sure Make Your Bedrock”
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Back print: Fred in bed with “I Ain’t No Fred Flintstone”
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100% ring spun cotton – soft, strong, ethically sourced
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Unisex fit – perfect for bold men, flirty women, and cartoon-loving legends
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Printed in the UK using eco-friendly inks
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Machine washable – stone age durability meets modern comfort
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Great gift for fans of adult humour, vintage cartoons, and innuendo-packed banter
This isn’t your average Flintstone tee — it’s a prehistoric pick-up line turned into wearable art. Guaranteed laughs, raised eyebrows, and maybe even a “Yabba Dabba Damn.”
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This soft, lightweight tee carries a playful, nostalgic vibe — a cheeky bedtime-themed design printed on a classic crew shirt. The fabric feels smooth against skin and drapes cleanly, so the illustrated scene reads bold and warm without feeling bulky. Wear it to lounge at home, bring a smile to a casual hangout, or slip it on for low-key nights when you want apparel that’s comfortable and a little mischievous. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the silhouette tidy after many wears. Sized for adults and finished with a tear-away label, it’s built to be worn often and washed without losing shape or print clarity.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
– Tubular knit construction — no side seams for smoother print surface
– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
– Printed with a mix of DTG and DTF methods for vivid, durable graphics
– Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified materials and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
– Do not dry-clean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
