A Wise Doctor Once Wrote – Funny Illegible Handwriting T-Shirt
A Wise Doctor Once Wrote – Funny Illegible Handwriting T-Shirt
Prescription or ancient scroll? Who can tell?
Introducing the A Wise Doctor Once Wrote t-shirt — a hilarious nod to the universal truth that no one (not even other doctors) can read a doctor’s handwriting. Featuring bold text that reads “A wise doctor once wrote…” followed by an utterly illegible squiggle of “words,” this tee delivers spot-on medical humour that’s guaranteed to get a knowing nod from patients, pharmacists, and NHS staff alike.
It’s witty, subtle, and perfectly captures the mystery of trying to decipher that sacred chicken-scratch known as a GP’s signature.
Whether you work in healthcare or have spent years trying to decode prescriptions, this shirt is a brilliant addition to your wardrobe – and a great conversation starter.
Features:
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Printed design with bold text and hilariously unreadable scribbles beneath
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Made from 100% ring spun cotton – soft, breathable and ethically sourced
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Unisex fit – ideal for doctors, nurses, pharmacists or patients with a sense of humour
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Printed in the UK using durable, eco-friendly inks
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Machine washable – even if your boss tries to write on it
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Makes a brilliant gift for GPs, medical students, or anyone who’s ever held a pen like a scalpel
Perfect for clinic days, casual Fridays, or wearing under your scrubs to spark some staffroom laughs. Because let’s face it – some of the most powerful advice in history was written down… no one just knows what the hell it said.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
