Chlamydia Survivor
Chlamydia Survivor
Celebrate getting through life’s… itchy moments with our adorably inappropriate “Chlamydia Survivor” t-shirt. This hilarious design combines innocent cuteness with outrageous humour – featuring a big-eyed kitten, smiling clouds, pastel rainbows, and the unapologetic survivor badge you never knew you needed.
Whether you’ve had a brush with the clap or just love shock-value humour, this tee makes a statement in the most ironically wholesome way. It’s perfect for festivals, hen parties, nights out, or just to wear around your flatmates for laughs. Designed to turn heads and provoke double-takes, it’s the ultimate mash-up of kawaii vibes and adult humour.
Made from soft, 100% cotton and printed here in the UK, this unisex t-shirt is as comfy as it is outrageous. The high-quality print keeps those dreamy colours popping wash after wash, and the fit suits anyone brave enough to wear it.
🎉 Key Features:
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Cute cartoon kitten with “Chlamydia Survivor” slogan
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Premium 100% cotton fabric for comfort
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High-resolution print with pastel rainbow design
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Unisex fit – sizes S to 3XL
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Ideal for parties, gag gifts, or just pure shock value
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Designed and printed in the UK
Own your past, laugh at it, and wear it like a badge of honour – because nothing says resilience like pastel clouds and an STI joke.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
