Daddy’s Little Squirter
Daddy’s Little Squirter
Cute, cheeky, and just the right amount of wrong, our “Daddy’s Lil Squirter” t-shirt delivers big laughs with the perfect mix of adorable and innuendo. Featuring a wide-eyed cartoon whale happily spraying water in front of a warm sunset and surrounded by flowers, this design is pure innocence… until you read the text. Then it’s pure filth.
Perfect for those who love a naughty joke hidden in plain sight, this t-shirt is ideal for festivals, nights out, birthdays, or just causing chaos in public spaces. It’s part of our offensive cute-core range — where pastel meets pervy and nobody’s safe from a double meaning.
Made from 100% soft cotton, this unisex tee is super comfy and printed here in the UK. The vibrant, high-res design is made to last through parties, pints, and wash cycles without fading. Whether it’s for you or a gift for someone with a dark sense of humour, this one’s a guaranteed conversation starter.
🐳 Key Features:
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“Daddy’s Lil Squirter” design with adorable cartoon whale
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Bright, full-colour print with sunset, water, and floral accents
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100% cotton – soft, breathable, and comfy
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Unisex fit available from S to 3XL
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Designed and printed in the UK
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Part of our Funny & Filthy tee collection
Cute enough to wear in public. Dirty enough to get you looks.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
