Don’t Piss Off Old People
Don’t Piss Off Old People
⚠️ WISE, WITTY & A LITTLE BIT DANGEROUS! ⚠️
Show ‘em you’re not to be messed with in our “Don’t Piss Off Old People” t-shirt—because with age comes wisdom… and way less tolerance! 😎 The bold statement reads:
“Don’t Piss Off Old People”
The Older We Get, The Less Life T-Shirt
Perfect for those who’ve earned their stripes, their sarcasm, and the right to say whatever they want. Whether it’s for yourself or as a hilarious gift for the ultimate no-nonsense legend in your life, this tee guarantees a laugh and maybe a little fear.
Crafted from super-soft, premium cotton with a relaxed fit, it’s comfy enough for all-day wear—whether you’re out on the town or grumbling at the TV.
Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Bold & Hilarious Design: Makes a statement and gets people talking.
✔ Premium Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable, and perfect for everyday wear.
✔ Unisex Fit: Designed for legends of all ages and styles.
✔ High-Quality Print: Durable and fade-resistant, just like you.
✔ Perfect Gift: Ideal for birthdays, retirements, or anyone who’s earned the right to not care.
💥 Life’s short—make ‘em laugh before it’s too late. Grab yours today! 💥
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
