Don’t Play with Glue
Don’t Play with Glue
It’s life, Jim… but not as we glued it.
Introducing the Don’t Play with Glue t-shirt — a brilliant and bizarre Star Trek parody tee that boldly goes where no joke has gone before. Featuring a very familiar pointy-eared sci-fi character who’s clearly had an unfortunate run-in with the craft cupboard, this design is made for fans of Star Trek, warped humour, and dodgy DIY safety.
This isn’t your average Trekkie merch — this is the sort of t-shirt that gets side-eyes at the petrol station, knowing nods at Comic-Con, and full-blown belly laughs from anyone who grew up with Captain Kirk, Spock, and VHS tapes.
With a sharp, high-quality print of a Spock lookalike and the words “Don’t Play with Glue”, this tee delivers a hit of nerdy nostalgia mixed with just enough weirdness to make it unforgettable.
Features:
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Crisp graphic print of a Spock-inspired character with a glue-related warning
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Made from 100% ethically grown ring spun cotton for comfort and breathability
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Unisex jersey cut – flattering and relaxed fit for all body shapes
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Printed in the UK with eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks
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Perfect for Trekkies, glue-sniffing prevention advocates, and weird gift hunters
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Machine washable – even after accidental warp-core breaches
Whether you’re heading to a sci-fi convention, gaming night, or just want to spark strange conversations at the supermarket, this t-shirt guarantees reactions. Great as a gift for fans of Star Trek, retro sci-fi, or darkly silly humour.
Live long. Laugh loud. And don’t sniff glue.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
