F-CAW-F Crazy Chicken T-Shirt – Hilariously Foul-Mouthed Poultry
F-CAW-F Crazy Chicken T-Shirt – Hilariously Foul-Mouthed Poultry
When life gets clucking ridiculous – scream it like a chicken.
Introducing the F-CAW-F Crazy Chicken T-Shirt – a deranged poultry-themed masterpiece for fans of absolute chaos and loud, unapologetic language. With a panicked cartoon chicken yelling the word “F-CAW-F” (yes, you know what it’s really saying), this tee is perfect for anyone who regularly loses the plot — or just wants to look like they have.
Scribbled above in frantic lettering are three repeated f-bombs, because one just isn’t enough. Whether you’re a farmyard fan, a lover of sweary humour, or just deeply unhinged, this t-shirt turns nervous breakdowns into wearable art.
This is the kind of top that gets pointed at, laughed at, and possibly banned from family events. And that’s exactly the point.
Features:
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Hilarious panicked chicken graphic with “F-CAW-F” slogan and chaotic f-bombs
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Printed on 100% ethically sourced ringspun cotton
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Unisex fit – comfortable, breathable and fits anyone with a wild side
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Printed in the UK using eco-friendly, fade-resistant inks
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Machine washable (even after public meltdowns)
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Ideal for animal lovers with a foul mouth, farmers with attitude, or anyone living on the edge of a cluckin’ breakdown
This t-shirt is LOUD – in design, in message, and in impact. Whether you’re shouting into the void or just trying to make someone laugh on the street, this chicken’s got your back.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
