FU-COUGH – Allergic to Your Bullshit Funny T-Shirt
FU-COUGH – Allergic to Your Bullshit Funny T-Shirt
Bless you – must be allergic to nonsense.
If you’ve ever sat through a meeting, conversation, or family dinner and felt the overwhelming urge to cough out the rubbish you’re hearing – this FU-COUGH t-shirt is your new armour. Featuring the brutally blunt slogan “Excuse me, I’m just allergic to your bullshit!!!” this design is loud, proud, and dripping with sarcastic rage.
Whether it’s aimed at your boss, your mate, your ex, or just the entire world, this shirt gives you a new way to express exactly how you feel – without even opening your mouth. Just point to your chest and let the fabric do the talking.
Crafted from ethically grown cotton and printed in the UK, this tee offers more than just offensive laughs – it’s a comfy, high-quality piece you’ll reach for every time someone tries your patience. The bold text and clear icon make sure your message is seen… and remembered.
Features:
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FU-COUGH slogan with “Excuse me, I’m just allergic to your bullshit” design
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Made from soft, breathable 100% ringspun cotton
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Classic unisex fit – ideal for any gender, especially if they’re tired of BS
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Printed using long-lasting, eco-friendly inks in the UK
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Perfect for work banter, pub nights, protest marches or passive-aggressive parties
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Machine washable – even if you break into a rage sneeze
This is the ultimate gift for that brutally honest mate, the king or queen of sarcasm, or anyone who has run out of patience and politeness. Wear it with pride. Cough with purpose. And don’t forget to bless yourself.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
