Can’t Shove My Head Up My Ass – Funny Sarcastic Donkey T-Shirt
Can’t Shove My Head Up My Ass – Funny Sarcastic Donkey T-Shirt
The shirt that says what you’re thinking – loud and proud.
Some people just don’t get it – and frankly, you’ve tried. This Can’t Shove My Head Up My Ass t-shirt perfectly captures that moment when you’re done pretending to see things from someone else’s painfully warped perspective.
Featuring a cartoon donkey (yes, that kind of ass) and the hilariously savage slogan “I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t shove my head up my ass!” — this tee is made for people who are done tolerating nonsense and ready to laugh about it.
Whether you’re the sarcastic one in the friend group, the office troublemaker, or someone who enjoys telling the truth with a smirk, this shirt brings attitude, humour, and a bit of cartoon chaos to your wardrobe.
Features:
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Bold cartoon donkey graphic with rude slogan
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100% ethically sourced, ringspun cotton – soft but savage
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Unisex jersey fit for all body types (and all levels of passive-aggression)
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Printed in the UK using fade-resistant eco inks
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Machine washable – perfect for daily wear or confrontational outings
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Ideal gift for that brutally honest mate, workmate or family member with no filter
This t-shirt speaks for anyone who’s ever had to listen to someone talk absolute sh*te and pretend to care. With its eye-catching design and sarcastic punchline, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows and start conversations — awkward or not.
Wear it to the pub, wear it to work (if you dare), or just wear it when you need a laugh. No one can say you didn’t try to understand them.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
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| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
