I Have Neither The Time Or The Crayons To Explain This To You
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
For those moments when you’re surrounded by absolute nonsense and can’t be bothered to dumb it down — this t-shirt says exactly what you’re thinking. Whether it’s aimed at co-workers, customers, clueless strangers, or just the general population, this tee is the perfect mix of sarcasm, shade, and savage energy.
It’s bold, it’s blunt, and it’s beautifully rude. Designed for people who are done wasting time, energy, or basic logic on the unworthy.
Made from 100% premium cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and ready for daily wear in the trenches of modern life. The high-quality print keeps your message sharp, no matter how many brainless conversations you have to survive. Unisex fit means it’s perfect for anyone who’s a little bit fed up and a lot hilarious.
Ideal for work, social events, public transport, or anywhere intelligence goes to die.
Key Features:
✔️ Brutally honest design – For when words aren’t worth wasting
✔️ Premium cotton – Feels good, even when people don’t
✔️ Bold, durable print – Won’t fade (unlike your patience)
✔️ Unisex sizing – For smartasses of all genders
✔️ Top-tier gift – For friends, co-workers, or yourself
Also available on a Coffee Mug here
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
