I Ooze Charm And Discharge
I Ooze Charm And Discharge
Brighten up the room and gross everyone out at the same time with our “I Ooze Charm and Discharge” t-shirt. Featuring a big-eyed, pastel pink snail surrounded by butterflies, bees, and flowers, this deceptively sweet design lures you in with cuteness… and finishes with a sticky punchline.
Whether you’re into snails, slugs, or simply love filthy humour hidden inside adorable illustrations, this shirt is a masterclass in contrast. It’s perfect for festivals, gag gifts, hen parties, or those days when you want to give off cute but clinically concerning energy.
Made from soft, breathable 100% cotton and printed in the UK, the pastel-colour print stays vibrant and holds up through every wash. With unisex sizing from S to 3XL, it’s made for anyone who oozes self-confidence (and other things).
🐌 Key Features:
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“I Ooze Charm and Discharge” slogan with cute cartoon snail
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Pastel colours and adorable nature-themed artwork
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Printed on 100% cotton for comfort and quality
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Unisex fit – sizes S to 3XL
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Ideal for fans of rude humour with a kawaii twist
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UK printed and dispatched
Because sometimes the most charming people leave a bit of a trail…
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
