If She’s Not Red Leave Her In The Shed
If She’s Not Red Leave Her In The Shed
Tractor fans, it’s time to show your allegiance with our “If She’s Not Red, Leave Her in the Shed” t-shirt – the ultimate shout-out to the legendary Massey Ferguson tractor. This bold and cheeky design features a detailed red tractor illustration front and centre, making it clear where your loyalties lie. It’s a humorous, no-nonsense message every true Massey lover will proudly wear.
Printed on premium 100% cotton, this unisex tee offers both comfort and style for everyday wear. Whether you’re out working the fields, heading to a tractor rally, or having a pint with the lads, this shirt will get noticed. The eye-catching red tractor pops against your choice of classic shirt colours, while the slogan delivers a brilliant dose of countryside humour that Massey Ferguson fans will appreciate.
This t-shirt isn’t just funny – it’s a statement piece. Designed for farmers, tractor enthusiasts, and anyone who knows their red from their green, it’s ideal for gifting or treating yourself. Whether you bleed Massey red or just want to wind up your John Deere mates, this tee belongs in your wardrobe.
Part of our Funny Farming T-Shirts collection, this design celebrates the proud tradition of British farming with a wink and a smile. Available in sizes S to 3XL and printed here in the UK for fast dispatch and excellent quality.
🚜 Key Features:
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“If She’s Not Red, Leave Her in the Shed” slogan featuring Massey Ferguson tractor
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Durable and breathable 100% cotton
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High-quality print won’t crack or fade
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Great fit for men and women
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Ideal gift for Massey Ferguson fans and tractor collectors
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UK printed and dispatched
Show your Massey pride – because not all tractors are created equal!
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
