I’m fat because every time I F*UCK YOUR mom she makes me a sandwich
I’m fat because
Turn heads and spark laughs with our hilariously bold “I’m Fat Because Every Time I F*ck Your Mom, She Makes Me a Sandwich” T-shirt. Perfect for anyone who loves edgy humour and isn’t afraid to own it, this shirt is guaranteed to be a conversation starter (or stopper). Whether you’re out with friends, at a party, or just living your best unapologetic life, this tee lets you deliver the ultimate comeback—no words needed!
Why You’ll Love It:
- High-Quality Material: Made from soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort during all-day wear, no matter where your sense of humour takes you.
- Bold, Eye-Catching Design: Features the cheeky phrase in a clear, stylish font that’s impossible to miss (or ignore).
- Versatile Fit: Available in multiple sizes, so whether you’re rocking it at the gym, a BBQ, or just around town, you’ll look and feel great.
- Durable and Long-Lasting: Built to handle repeated washes while keeping the print crisp and vibrant.
This T-shirt isn’t for the faint of heart—it’s for those who enjoy pushing boundaries, getting a laugh, and making a statement without saying a word. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or as a gift for a friend who loves dark, edgy humour, this shirt is the ultimate way to stand out and bring the banter.
🎁 Perfect Gift: Got a friend with a wicked sense of humour? This T-shirt makes a great gag gift for birthdays, bachelor parties, or just for a good laugh.
If you’ve got the confidence to pull it off, the laughs (and maybe a few raised eyebrows) are guaranteed. Wear it with pride and let the world know you’re here for the jokes, the sandwiches, and the fun.
👉 Get yours today at www.funnytshirt.co.uk and bring the laughs wherever you go!
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
