Living The Dream Flicking The Bean
Living the dream… flicking the bean. Life goals? Achieved.
This outrageous t-shirt isn’t just funny—it’s filthy funny. If you like your humour on the rude, risky, and absolutely unapologetic side, then this is your new favourite tee. Whether you’re proudly living solo, embracing self-care, or just enjoy the chaos of double entendres, this one hits all the right spots.
Made with 100% soft, breathable cotton, this tee delivers both comfort and controversy. The bold, high-quality print makes sure your message is loud and clear (but not necessarily polite). It’s unisex, relaxed-fit, and perfect for parties, festivals, bedroom selfies, or just shocking your in-laws at Sunday dinner.
Not for snowflakes. Not for the faint of heart. But absolutely perfect for anyone with a filthy mind and a killer sense of humour.
Key Features:
✔️ Outrageous adult humour – NSFW and proud of it
✔️ Super soft premium cotton – Feels as good as it looks
✔️ Durable, high-quality print – Doesn’t rub off, unlike your ex
✔️ Unisex sizing – For bold beans of all kinds
✔️ Epic gift – For mates who aren’t afraid of a bit of sauce
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
