My wife says I only have two faults: not listening… and something else.
Sound familiar? This hilariously self-aware t-shirt is perfect for husbands, partners, or anyone who’s ever nodded through a conversation they weren’t really paying attention to.
Whether you’re constantly being reminded of your “two faults” or just love a classic relationship joke, this tee is guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe an eye roll from the missus). It’s clean, clever humor at its finest — ideal for BBQs, pub nights, or just surviving marriage with a smirk.
Made from 100% premium cotton, it’s as comfortable as it is funny. The high-quality print stays sharp wash after wash, and the unisex fit makes it a great choice for all kinds of lovable idiots.
A great gift for birthdays, anniversaries, or just because your partner deserves to know you’re listening… sort of.
Key Features:
✔️ Classic husband humor – Cheeky, clean, and guaranteed to get a chuckle
✔️ Super soft premium cotton – For maximum comfort
✔️ Durable print – Doesn’t fade like your memory
✔️ Unisex fit – For all forgetful legends
✔️ Brilliant gift – For dads, husbands, or any lovable fool
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
