I baked you something special … Shut the fucupcakes. 🍰✨
Sweet, salty, and sarcastic — this t-shirt serves up sass with a side of passive-aggressive bakery vibes. Whether you’re dealing with annoying co-workers, toxic exes, or just the general public, this tee says what you’re thinking — with frosting on top.
Perfect for anyone who loves baking, dark humour, or biting sarcasm, this shirt is a recipe for laughs, shocked reactions, and instant attitude. Made from 100% premium cotton, it’s as soft as a cupcake but delivers a message that’s anything but sweet.
It features a bold, high-quality print that’ll hold up through every wash (and every side-eye). The unisex fit makes it ideal for all kinds of chaotic bakers — whether you’re baking brownies or just serving looks.
Great for casual wear, nights out, kitchen chaos, or as a wildly inappropriate gift for that one friend who always speaks their mind (with sprinkles).
Key Features:
✔️ Hilariously rude slogan – Baking meets brutal honesty
✔️ Super soft cotton – As comfy as cake
✔️ Durable print – Won’t fade like your patience
✔️ Unisex fit – For bakers and bad asses of all sizes
✔️ Perfect gift – For sarcastic souls and savage sweethearts
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
