Stop being the bigger person… slash their tyres.
Because sometimes turning the other cheek just doesn’t cut it. This savage, unapologetically dark-humour t-shirt is for anyone who’s had enough of “rising above” and is ready to embrace their inner villain (figuratively… we hope).
Whether it’s a breakup, betrayal, or just someone pushing your last nerve, this tee lets the world know you’re done with the drama — and you’re not here to play nice. It’s perfect for those with a dark sense of humor, a petty streak, or a love for chaotic good energy.
Made with 100% high-quality cotton, it’s soft, comfy, and designed to last longer than your last attempt at being reasonable. The bold print demands attention (and maybe a restraining order), while the unisex fit makes it perfect for rebels of all kinds.
Wear it to the pub, on a girls’ night, or while plotting world domination over wine and passive-aggressive playlists.
Key Features:
✔️ Savage, hilarious design – Dark humour at its finest
✔️ Soft, breathable cotton – Like a hug… from your dark side
✔️ High-quality print – Won’t crack under pressure (unlike your ex)
✔️ Unisex fit – For chaotic energy in all sizes
✔️ Top-tier gift – For besties, heartbreak survivors, and petty legends
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
