The Bigger The Sausage The Bigger The Squirt
The Bigger The Sausage The Bigger The Squirt
Serve up pure innuendo with a side of sauce in our hilariously cheeky “The Bigger The Sausage, The Bigger The Squirt” t-shirt. Featuring an adorable cartoon hot dog with a naughty wink and a jet of ketchup from a suggestively placed bottle, this design is the perfect blend of playful and provocative.
Whether you’re hitting a BBQ, going on a lads’ holiday, or just love outrageous food puns, this tee will get attention and probably a few snorts of laughter. It’s part of our Filthy Foodies collection – where snack-based double meanings come dressed in kawaii graphics and adult humour.
Printed on soft, high-quality 100% cotton with a bright, long-lasting print, this unisex shirt fits like a dream and holds up through every wash, wear, and sauce spill. Ideal for parties, gifting, stag dos, or just winding up your nan.
🌭 Key Features:
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“The Bigger The Sausage The Bigger The Squirt” food pun design
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Cute cartoon hot dog and ketchup bottle
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Printed on premium 100% cotton t-shirts
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Unisex sizing from S to 3XL
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Great for BBQs, festivals, rude gift ideas, or pub banter
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Designed and printed in the UK
The only thing spicier than the sausage is the slogan. You’ve been warned.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favourite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment’s shape for longer.
.: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
.: The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that’s perfect for accessorizing.
.: Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labour Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
.: The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
.: Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors – 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors – 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather – 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
